The Grand Bazaar

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PROSPECTIVE CUSTOMERS BEWARE:

Wares, panaceas, arcanum, and animals (alive and dead, human or not) can be bought and sold in this pocket of space and time. It's all unregulated, and it's all for sale. Careful though, 'cause you never know who is watching. Remember to practice good opsec! We are not responsible for your fuck ups! As an extra reminder: ALWAYS purchase from trusted vendors and thralls, any kind of Gorfellenscheit pastiche 'docs' trying to get your imperium identification are NOT your goddamn friends!

MESSAGE OF THE DAY:

Just another day in paradise. It's smooth sailing from here on out. That melody is so smooth that I'm slippin' out of my seat. The cassava salesman in the showroom leaving telemite husks for the geishas to clean up need to fuckin' stop. I WILL catch you.

LOOKING FOR ADMINISTRATORS:

So you think you're some console cowboy hotshot, eh? That's right, I'm talking to you, kid. If you got the skills (and the balls) go ahead and head over to the arena. Just don't sue me if you flatline, you bloody meatspace fiend.

MEMEX DEREZZER WANTED:

We're in desperate need of someone to derez the memex in our battle apple matrix. Reach out to us if you think you're up to the task, but be warned: there are a lot of Kleimen-space anomalies occupying the vent core. There will be tetrasexagesimal colpat hounds provided as compensation for any sartre complexes discovered.

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